Shamelessly Plug Your Blog Here! :)

Yes! It's finally here, an invitation to plug your blog freely without shame, without fear of harassment, beatings and whippings. Ok, so this is what you'll do:
Pick YOUR 2 most favorite ENTIRE blog post entry's from YOUR own blog, and leave them as a comment on this post. Copy & Paste! That's right 2! Copy from your site and Paste them here on this post as a comment- and don't forget the title of the blog entry's & dates too.
So choose wisely, lol, pick your most prize winning Grammy quality Nobel Peace Prize Oscar winning writing masterpieces. No pressure, just fun LOL! And hopefully you'll get more readers, and maybe you'll find other blogs you might like to read too. And if you like some of the posts your reading, go by their site and leave them a comment. Also encourage your other blogger friends to come here and do the same. Let's see how many shameless plug comments we can get! Come'on don't be shy, please!
(I will continue to change the date on this post to keep it near the top for a while so it receives the most traffic)

Fish Funerals

I love it! AWESOME! Crazy, but awesome! Fish are loved pets too right? lol :) Well, on youtube a popular new thing is videos of your fish funerals LOL! your opinions? lol

The Flying Ninja

a member of a feudal Japanese society of mercenary agents, highly trained in martial arts and stealth (ninjutsu), who were hired for covert purposes ranging from espionage to sabotage and assassination....

yeah thats me...

yes its true-i am a ninja.

When my cousin and I were little, we'd dress up in our little black ninja suits, with the hood even, and the little black featherweight shoes, and with our real actual ninja stars, and nunchucks (who on earth gives an 8 and 9 year old real weapons to play with lol?) Anyway, we'd run around at night outside in the dark, (even better when it was pitch black) playing, hiding behind corners, on balconies, in bushes, in trees, jumping all over the place, climbing walls, leaping from walls, throwing our ninja stars everywhere...rofl! I'm suprised we never broke any bones, or put someones eye out lol...We were crazy, quick, fast, agile, little obsessed ninja freaks...I can't even count how many ninja movies we watched. We'd say "I wanna be a ninja when I grow up".lol.
What's funny now is my little 7yr old cousin thinks I'm a ninja because I took karate for 5 years..lol!funny! He tells his friends and our neighborhood kids "My cousin is a ninja" rofl!

Online Overload

*sigh* how many email accounts do you have? how many different blogs do you have? how many times do you just get another email because your tired of your email address? how many blogs have you started, posted for awhile, but then opened a new one because you got bored of the web address? or of the email that was linked to that blog? how many various accounts on "this and that" online junk do you have? Can you say ONLINE OVERLOAD! I'm guilty. It's tiring, all the passwords, all the email names, blogs, various accounts for various stuff, what email goes with what account? what password goes with what email with what account for what blog? rofl! It's exhausting... So over the last month I have deleted a bunch of email accounts, several blogs, and many, many, many, lol other accounts. I decided to just combine my blogs & posts all into this one. Some are from over 3 years ago lol! I do still have way too many emails, and other accounts to get rid of, other blogs to delete, but at least its a start lol. Early online spring cleaning.... it feels ohh soooo good to hit that "delete account" button - try it!

Museum of Idolatry

Here's a website I came across, its interesting, funny, and yet sad all at the same time, go check it out- alittleleaven.com

Summary of 2007's dumb emails

This is funny, someone sent this to me...

"I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for l ife .

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the parking lot because e it probably w as placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician...

Have a wonderful day....

Oh, by the way.....A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late."