Friday, December 21, 2007

Sesame Street released with WARNINGS!

OOOOHHH...SCARY! Beware kids! Sesame Street is too dangerous for you, and deemed 'not suitable for children'. The Old School Vintage Sesame Street was just released on DVD with warnings saying it was only suitable for adults. Crazy huh? Yes, according to the politically correct mayhem machine, Oscar the Grouch had depression that needed to be treated, the Cookie Monster ate too many cookies and was on a fast track to diabetes, also the Cookie Monster was guilty of appearing with and gobbling up pipes, oh yeah, and Oscar the Grouch was too mean. The Sesame Street executive producer Carol-Lynn Parente even said “We might not be able to create a character like Oscar now”. But what about the rest of the clan? Before 1985 Big Bird must of been on acid because only he could see his friend Snuffleupagus. After 1985 Snuffleupagus was seen by all. I guess they all where on acid by then? Oh, and Bert and Ernie, well, we won't get into that one here. Apparently most of the Sesame Street characters had some disorder in some way or another that isn't a good example for the kiddies. Oh, and don't forget to mention that Sesame Street is located in the slums. Or should I say ghetto?

When they released the new and improved *COUGH* DVD it was butchered and had scenes cut out of it. Wasn't the warning enough? What, can't adults handle the nightmarish scene of the Cookie Monster with a pipe? Or other horrific eye blinding tragedies that happened on Nightmare on Sesame Street?

Quick! Someone run and get Oscar some Prozac! And get the Cookie Monster to Jenny Craig! Hurry! Go find Tony Robbins for the entire messed up miserable Sesame Street clan! It ain't so sunny these days on Sesame Street. The first episode aired in 1969, wow look how far we have come in 38 years.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Macys Update

Lame.... Here's the Macys response to my hate mail lol...
(a follow-up from my "BOYCOTT MACY'S !" post in November)

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Dear Valued Customer,

Thank you for contacting us regarding your most recent shopping experience.

On behalf of macys.com Customer Service, please accept my most sincere and deepest apologies for the recent shopping experience that you have found deplorable. Please be assured that the experience that you have described is not indicative of the outstanding level of service we strive to provide our loyal customers. We appreciate that you have brought this matter to our attention, and will forward your comments and concerns to the appropriate personnel. Customer feedback and criticism, such as yours, is an invaluable tool in helping us better meet our customers' expectations.

If you have any further questions, please e-mail us at customerservice@macys.com or call us at 1-800-289-6229. Our office hours are Monday through Saturday 9:00 AM to 6:00 PM and Sunday 11:00 AM to 7:00 PM.

Sincerely,
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Yes thank you for using the word "deplorable" that's what y'all are! And I won't be a loyal customer, never was, and for sure I won't start to be. Macys is devil spawn.

Neil Cavuto just recently did a news segment about this type of issue. Stores deceive by initially over pricing items by exorbitant amounts, but then they decrease the price as a ssslithery sale, but in all actuality the people aren't saving any money, AND still over paying... Sickening!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Praying for rain? They prayed, It Rained!

It worked! Georgia now has rain- go figure! :) I'm not surprised, that's how God works! After an immense drought, the entire state was in dire straights. It was such a bad situation that Governor Sonny Perdue called and assembled the state of Georgia for a prayer to God for some rain.
Click here to see the prayer for rain!

James 5:13 Is anyone among you suffering? Then he must pray. Is anyone cheerful? He is to sing praises.
James 5:14 Is anyone among you sick? Then he must call for the elders of the church and they are to pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord;
James 5:15 and the prayer offered in faith will restore the one who is sick, and the Lord will raise him up, and if he has committed sins, they will be forgiven him.
James 5:16 Therefore, confess your sins to one another, and pray for one another so that you may be healed. The effective prayer of a righteous man can accomplish much.
James 5:17 Elijah was a man with a nature like ours, and he prayed earnestly that it would not rain, and it did not rain on the earth for three years and six months.
James 5:18 Then he prayed again, and the sky poured rain and the earth produced its fruit.

Friday, November 16, 2007

"Slim Santa" another Politically Correct Santa

Yes, here is yet another sad kick to poor Santa's fat ha ha ha butt... (and in case you don't get the ha ha ha part read the ""Ho Ho Ho" The Not Politically Correct Santa" post below)
Stores now want a "Slim Santa" in order to teach children that being slim, nice and skinny is alot better and healthier than being fat. Maybe the kids can leave out a plateful of broccoli and cauliflower and a glass of soy milk for Santa instead of milk and cookies... oh yummy... I can't wait to see what the politically correct machine will do to Santa next year... Maybe a beardless, bald, naked Alien Santa. So as to not offend any other potential life organism in a galaxy far far away.

"Ho Ho Ho" The Not Politically Correct Santa

Various stores and malls are no longer going to allow Santa to say "Ho Ho Ho" to the kids... Wanna know why? Well, I guess the stores don't wanna turn poor Santa into a pimp.
Ya catchin' on yet?
So what is the politically correct Santa 'allowed' to say to the kids who stand in line all day to see him? Well, how about "Ha Ha Ha" Yeah that's right, I said ha ha ha... True story! How pathetic is this politically correct crap getting?

Thursday, November 15, 2007

BOYCOTT MACY'S !

So today I'm just thoroughly disgusted with Macy's due to their INSANE overpricing! and their deception!

Why am I so mad at this? LOL! not quite sure except for the fact that I just can't stand by and say nothing when people are getting taken advantage of...people work hard for their money and for their families, and being over charged $100 especially during the holidays is freakin' ridiculous! That's just bad business! And a company like that doesn't deserve families hard earned money!

If you want to read more of my diatribe of why I'm mad about this lol- well here was my email to Macy's this morning- (email sent to Macy's 'Tell us what you think Customer Service Dept.')

My problem with your lame store is that you are over pricing and being completely deceptive and its sickening!You are over pricing Breville juicers by $50 and $100 !! that's INSANE! Your SO CALLED "sale" price is the REGULAR price at Brevilles online store, and the same as Bed Bath and Beyond. I'm going to tell every single person that I come in contact with, every single day, my family, friends, co-workers, and also forward an email to every single person on my list, and make everyone else to forward emails too, on and on and on, (which will equal to hundreds if not thousands of people telling what a deceptive over pricing store you are and to BOYCOTT Macys- ESPECIALLY FOR THE ENTIRE HOLIDAY SEASON THIS YEAR!! The fact that you make people 'think' they are getting a 'great sale price' when actually they are getting a normal price is just disgusting, and you should be ashamed of yourselves! for example-the elite model juicer at brevilleusa.com is 299.99 same at bed bath & beyond.... but you guys are selling it for 399.99 the plus model Breville JE95XL at brevilleusa.com is 149.99 same at bed bath & beyond....but you guys sell it for 199.99


They already emailed me back an hour later saying this:

Thank you for taking the time to email us. We have received your message, and it's been forwarded to our VIP Services desk for review and response. Please be assured that we take your message very seriously. You should expect a reply leading to a resolution within 72 hours. We appreciate your business. Thank you for shopping at macys.com.
Sincerely,
The macys.com team


First off - I don't appreciate your business! and No thanks! but I will NOT be shopping at macys.ripyouoff.com (of course I know this is just a general automatic pity email sent to a complainer like myself-lol :) but is it really complaining if I'm trying to help people save some bucks? and stand up for us poor folk who can't afford to throw an extra 100 bucks down macys money hungry throat, I may-as-well wipe my butt with a crisp $100 for that matter)

I will post their next email to me...stay tuned if your interested lol! :)

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Vaccinate or else? Jail Time & Face Fines...

Vaccines for children are now going to be required in the state of Maryland in Prince Georges County Schools. A prison sentence and fine awaits parents who don't vaccinate their kids.
Please read my blog post about Autism in October(also a video in the post), in order to really see why this is a huge awful thing. At least the law does give an exemption form for parents who don't want to give a shot of mercury to their kids and not give their kids the risk of autism. Wow that sure is nice of the state- but what about all the other kids who have ill informed parents. This is sad.

SOME GREAT LINKS TO CHECK OUT!
Toxic ingredient list are in vaccines
sayingnotovaccines.blogspot.com
MUST READ vaccine-articles
nmaseminars.com
$75000 offered for a doctor to publicly drink a vaccine but no doc will, yet they inject it into kids!

Dr Tenpenny's Myspace

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Cancer Blogs

Why do I read cancer blogs when I don't have cancer? I want to learn from their immense wisdom! :) and also 5 of my family members have had it...

my favorite blog to date is:
http://crazysexycancer.blogspot.com/

upon being apart of it, I frequently visit other peoples blogs who comment. Today I came across a real gem! :) wow you must check this blog out!
http://www.especiallyheather.com/

Saturday, November 3, 2007

The verdict is in...

yes it's official....my cat is a dog lol! I have been playing fetch with him every single night now lol! what a funny cat...he's so awesome!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Cat dog

Ok my cat is a freakin' dog... He actually plays fetch! like a dog! lol!... My lab won't even play fetch.... but my cat does?! for 20 mintutes I was throwing a plastic tiny cap all over the house, and he'd go run and get it, and carry it back in his mouth and drop it in front of me then want me to pet him-he'd do the cat hunch back thing lol, then I'd pet him, then throw the cap and he'd go running after it, same thing over and over for 20 minutes. He would've kept going too, I was the one tired lol. This is the second time he has done this. The last time he did it I thought , wow this is so weird and cool. But I'd didn't expect him to do it every time I throw the cap lol! I gonna try it again tomorrow.lol

Monday, October 29, 2007

Burts Bee's

I'm LOVIN' my new "Burts Bees" all natural safe products!!

click below to see how Burts bee's hygiene products rate.
and then type in your stuff that you have and see what hidden toxins are in them...scary stuff!
http://www.cosmeticdatabase.com/browse.php?comp_id=259

BurtsBees.com

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Overhaul!

After watching Kris Carr's documentary twice about her life "Crazy sexy cancer" and buying her new book "Crazy sexy cancer tips", (she was just on Oprah too) I have massively overhauled my entire diet and eating habits, even down to my face soap and chap stick lol! Check out her website and her blog! She's so inspiring! Get healthy! Whether or not you have cancer; its always the right time to be healthy to the best of your ability. Take care of the body God has given you :)
http://crazysexycancer.blogspot.com/
http://crazysexycancer.com/

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Prayer!

ok! hands down- best book on prayer ever! I have read it 4 times already usually once a year.
George Mullers autobiography about prayer~click here!buy it!

are you suffering? doubting? questioning? have needs? wants? desires? need help?
GET THAT BOOK! NOW!

Friday, October 5, 2007

Autism

In September Jenny McCarthy was on Oprah and then on Larry King talking about autism. This is a must link whether you have kids or not! Do you have friends with kids? a niece? nephew? do YOU eat gluten? dairy? get vaccines? All this stuff even as an adult has an impact on our bodies! Her info will change the way you think about gluten, casein, dairy, vaccines... etc.. you must know this stuff! Is autism reversible? yes in some cases! Click here! for info!

Also check this video out about baby vaccines!

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Procrastination

Geez that's something I must stop lol... I have a rented movie that is at least 30 days late lol! I just got a bill from the video store for $44 !
...20 something for late charges, plus 20 for the video and then tax...lol! I kept putting off returning the video because I wanted to watch the extras on the dvd before I brought it back, well...never did...thirty something days later here I am with a $4 rental turned into a $44 dollar rental ...total absurdity! :p yes I'm lame to the core... lol oh well! live and learn! ;)

Update: After this post, I actually still ended up procrastinating even longer paying this bill-over a month! lol! If there was a procrastination loser award, I surely deserve it. I ended up paying $54 for this dumb movie! ugh!
oh! and I still haven't even watched the 'extras' yet.....so lame...

Monday, October 1, 2007

"throw poop! and do your part to save the world from global warming!"

would i really throw poop? maaaybeeee..... but if i did- i'd throw it outta love... of course.

(isn't poop a fossil fuel? that'd be great if i could collect all of my dogs crap from the yard and use that for my gas in my car.)

Ok. lol. a pet peeve. I'm tired of everyone blaming everything on global warming- its soooooo irritating....
" I just burned my pesto sauce... darn global warming!"
" My tires flat! I hate global warming!"
" My ipod broke, I blame global warming"
" I'm fat, it's because of global warming"

global warming hates meeee...boohoo... lol!

I'm not saying I don't believe in it- cause I do...but must we blame everything on it?

So I say: throw poop! and do your part to save the world from global warming!