Friday, December 21, 2007

Sesame Street released with WARNINGS!

OOOOHHH...SCARY! Beware kids! Sesame Street is too dangerous for you, and deemed 'not suitable for children'. The Old School Vintage Sesame Street was just released on DVD with warnings saying it was only suitable for adults. Crazy huh? Yes, according to the politically correct mayhem machine, Oscar the Grouch had depression that needed to be treated, the Cookie Monster ate too many cookies and was on a fast track to diabetes, also the Cookie Monster was guilty of appearing with and gobbling up pipes, oh yeah, and Oscar the Grouch was too mean. The Sesame Street executive producer Carol-Lynn Parente even said “We might not be able to create a character like Oscar now”. But what about the rest of the clan? Before 1985 Big Bird must of been on acid because only he could see his friend Snuffleupagus. After 1985 Snuffleupagus was seen by all. I guess they all where on acid by then? Oh, and Bert and Ernie, well, we won't get into that one here. Apparently most of the Sesame Street characters had some disorder in some way or another that isn't a good example for the kiddies. Oh, and don't forget to mention that Sesame Street is located in the slums. Or should I say ghetto?

When they released the new and improved *COUGH* DVD it was butchered and had scenes cut out of it. Wasn't the warning enough? What, can't adults handle the nightmarish scene of the Cookie Monster with a pipe? Or other horrific eye blinding tragedies that happened on Nightmare on Sesame Street?

Quick! Someone run and get Oscar some Prozac! And get the Cookie Monster to Jenny Craig! Hurry! Go find Tony Robbins for the entire messed up miserable Sesame Street clan! It ain't so sunny these days on Sesame Street. The first episode aired in 1969, wow look how far we have come in 38 years.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Macys Update

Lame.... Here's the Macys response to my hate mail lol...
(a follow-up from my "BOYCOTT MACY'S !" post in November)

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Dear Valued Customer,

Thank you for contacting us regarding your most recent shopping experience.

On behalf of macys.com Customer Service, please accept my most sincere and deepest apologies for the recent shopping experience that you have found deplorable. Please be assured that the experience that you have described is not indicative of the outstanding level of service we strive to provide our loyal customers. We appreciate that you have brought this matter to our attention, and will forward your comments and concerns to the appropriate personnel. Customer feedback and criticism, such as yours, is an invaluable tool in helping us better meet our customers' expectations.

If you have any further questions, please e-mail us at customerservice@macys.com or call us at 1-800-289-6229. Our office hours are Monday through Saturday 9:00 AM to 6:00 PM and Sunday 11:00 AM to 7:00 PM.

Sincerely,
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Yes thank you for using the word "deplorable" that's what y'all are! And I won't be a loyal customer, never was, and for sure I won't start to be. Macys is devil spawn.

Neil Cavuto just recently did a news segment about this type of issue. Stores deceive by initially over pricing items by exorbitant amounts, but then they decrease the price as a ssslithery sale, but in all actuality the people aren't saving any money, AND still over paying... Sickening!